Craig Burley's superlatives for the opening round of the Premier League season include high praise for Man United and scorn for Chelsea and Watford.

Crystal Palace and Everton played out a 0-0 draw to start the season, with the Toffees' Morgan Schneiderlin seeing red.

Crystal PalaceEverton00FTGame DetailsLive football odds with bet365. Bet Now »HighlightsGameCastLineups and StatsEverton missed a string of chances to start their Premier League campaign on a winning note after they were held 0-0 at Crystal Palace on Saturday.The visitors dominated possession and were denied by some desperate Palace defending, with goalkeeper Vicente Guaita pulling off a series of good saves in the first half.Everton missed their best opportunity in the 14th minute, when Richarlison's shot was cleared off the line by the home side's towering striker Christian Benteke.- ESPN fantasy: Sign...

The Premier League transfer window has closed but the rest of Europe remains open for business. Plus, it's never too late to look forward to January! Click here to view the latest transfers and keep up to date with the latest gossip below.- Lukaku completes €80m move to Inter- Lo Celso joins Spurs on loan initially - Tottenham seal £25m Sessegnon deal- Arsenal sign Luiz, clinch Tierney move- Man City sign Cancelo; Danilo joins Juve- Premier League transfer...

The Toe Poke Daily is here every day to bring you all the weirdest stories, quirkiest viral content and top trolling that the internet has to offer, all in one place.Zaha doesn't take a day offSome of you might be old enough to remember the two seasons that Wilfried Zaha spent at Man United from 2013-15 after coming up through the ranks and becoming a star at Crystal Palace. It didn't work out too well for him at Old Trafford, with several loans (one of them back to Palace) and an eventual...

Steve Nicol assesses the £200,000 a week Marcus Rashford will be making after signing a new deal with Manchester United. ESPN FC's Steve Nicol calls Aaron Wan-Bissaka "one of the best right-backs in the Premier League" and believes he's a perfect fit for Man United. ESPN FC's Steve Nicol examines Manchester United's transfer needs and explains why their summer dealings will all hinge on Paul Pogba. Crystal Palace forward Wilfried Zaha would prefer a move to Arsenal over Manchester United during this transfer window, a source has told ESPN FC.Zaha, 26, has expressed his desire to leave Palace this summer in search of European football next season.- When does the transfer window close?- Check out all the completed transfersA source has told ESPN FC that Arsenal have submitted a £40 million bid plus add-ons but Palace value Zaha at £70m.The source added that Zaha would favour a...