The Toe Poke Daily is here every day to bring you all the weirdest stories, quirkiest viral content and top trolling that the internet has to offer, all in one place.JUMP TO: Man United's new third kit | Bremen's beer machine | Coady's love letterCristiano Ronaldo has been flexing his commercial chops once again, this time appearing in a promotional video for a new Singapore-based shopping app, Shopee.In the advert, Ronaldo can be seen thundering a trademark free kick into the top corner only...

The Premier League transfer window has closed, but the rest of Europe remains open for business. Plus, it's never too late to look forward to January! Click here to view the latest transfers and keep up to date with the latest gossip below.TOP STORY: Sanchez wages putting off Juve, Inter and NapoliA string of Italian clubs are reportedly keen on a move for Manchester United outcast Alexis Sanchez, but the Daily Mail claims all interested parties are being put off a move by the Chilean's enormous...

District attorneys in Las Vegas declined to prosecute a sexual assault claim against Cristiano Ronaldo.Police matched a DNA sample from Cristiano Ronaldo to evidence from an alleged 2009 rape at a Las Vegas hotel, but detectives struggled with uncooperative attorneys for his accuser before prosecutors declined to pursue a criminal charge, according to correspondence obtained by Outside the Lines.In emails between Clark County (Nevada) prosecutors and Las Vegas police, detectives expressed frustrations about attorneys for Ronaldo's accuser, Kathryn Mayorga."Communicating with the victim is now impossible...

ESPN FC's Shaka Hislop ranks the three finalists for the UEFA Men's Player of the Year award.

ESPN FC's Shaka Hislop ranks the three finalists for the UEFA Men's Player of the Year award. The FC crew praise Liverpool's backup goalkeeper Adrian for his starring role in the Reds' penalty shootout victory over Chelsea. ESPN FC's Julien Laurens shares the latest on Barcelona's meeting with PSG and explains what it will take for the two sides to come to an agreement. Lionel Messi, Cristiano Ronaldo and Virgil van Dijk have been named as the finalists for the UEFA Men's Player of the Year award.While Ronaldo, a three-time winner, has been ever-present in the final three since the award was created in 2011, Van Dijk makes his first appearance after helping Liverpool win the Champions League title last season.- ESPN fantasy: Sign up now!- When does the transfer window close?Van Dijk was voted both the Premier League Player of the Season and the Players' Player...

Paul Mariner examines the futures of Neymar, Dejan Lovren, Mauro Icardi, Daniel Sturridge and Christian Eriksen in the latest Transfer Rater.